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iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

(Source: ramblers-ghost, via mrpsych)

— 11 hours ago with 212167 notes
chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest thing ever get out of my face.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest thing ever get out of my face.

(Source: thedeathmerchant, via mrpsych)

— 11 hours ago with 553438 notes

puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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(via hotboyproblems)

— 11 hours ago with 84805 notes
the-goddamazon:


v-i-v-i-an:

daydreaminghipster:

georgeshelleyscleanwrists:

REBLOGGED EVERYTIME

so reblogable

Gahsbdnndndn

Just darker and darker…

the-goddamazon:

v-i-v-i-an:

daydreaminghipster:

georgeshelleyscleanwrists:

REBLOGGED EVERYTIME

so reblogable

Gahsbdnndndn

Just darker and darker…

(Source: daily-harry-potter, via mrpsych)

— 11 hours ago with 272382 notes

aspiring-kryptonian:

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

"Human, I command you to stay right here until I get big and can eat you. I shall wait as well."

(via alcomol)

— 11 hours ago with 230558 notes

sugar-coated-killer:

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

(Source: desirgayy, via alcomol)

— 11 hours ago with 82591 notes