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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via fook-me)

— 12 hours ago with 55895 notes

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

(via laughsoharf)

— 12 hours ago with 170269 notes

poppypicklesticks:

fanonkomahina:

i really hate when people take pics of hot guys and post them online without their permission and they get hundreds of thousands of notes and people leave disgusting creepy comments like

i don’t care

how hot this guy is

he has a right to his privacy and you are a pervert

Amen.   But feminists would blow a fuse if the genders were reversed. 

(via princessdidemi)

— 12 hours ago with 1154 notes

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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— 12 hours ago with 204593 notes

smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

(Source: marketwarriors, via forgave)

— 12 hours ago with 221710 notes
Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

(via ooh-kat)

— 12 hours ago with 396273 notes

shwagerr:

we-are-lemons:

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

miss-milk:

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

And this is why gender fluid people are dangerous, especially to bi/pansexuals. They can steal your heart as either gender they choose to associate with.

My life in a freaking gif set.

holy shit

(Source: sizvideos, via ooh-kat)

— 12 hours ago with 479138 notes

Matty Healy crying at Me - The 1975

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— 12 hours ago with 20389 notes

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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— 12 hours ago with 31656 notes